Douglas Feaver Born : 1914 Died : November 9, 1997 Browse All Authors Top 4 quotes by Douglas Feaver I can't think why mothers love them. All babies do is leak at both ends. Douglas Feaver mother baby thinking I have never understood the appeal of babies, they seem such horrible creatures most of the time! Douglas Feaver appeals horrible baby He'd believe anything provided it's not in Holy Scripture. Douglas Feaver anything he holy believe His mouth is for export and his head has no entrance. Douglas Feaver mouth head his export