Hy Gardner Professions : Reporter Born : December 2, 1908 Died : June 17, 1989 Browse All Authors Famous Quotes by Hy Gardner You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. Hy Gardner sarcastic hurt funny Similar Authors Bryan Swanson reporter Ari Shavit reporter Annia Ciezadlo reporter Anne Hull reporter Billy Meier reporter Alex Berenson reporter All Authors