Jeff Cesario Professions : Actor Born : March 30, 1953 Browse All Authors Top 3 quotes by Jeff Cesario Whoever came up with ice fishing must have had the worst marriage on the planet. Jeff Cesario planets ice fishing Who watches golf on TV? Who calls eight friends over and gets a keg of beer? Landscapers, I guess. They sit around the TV, yelling, "Will you look at that golf path?Pure pea gravel." Jeff Cesario yelling beer golf I shop at a computer store called 'Your Crap's Already Obsolete'. Jeff Cesario stores obsolete computer Similar Authors Ian Mckellen actor Adhir Kalyan actor Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje actor Bert Lahr actor Alan Arkin actor Alan Alda actor All Authors