Jennifer Tour Chayes Professions : Professor of mathematicsBorn : September 20, 1956 Browse All Authors Top 7 quotes by Jennifer Tour Chayes It is cheaper to pay mathematicians and computer scientists to design algorithms that will eliminate webspamming, rather than to pay lawyers to do lawsuits. Jennifer Tour Chayes algorithmsdesignscience With a metric you can really go to town, otherwise it is just abstract nonsense. Jennifer Tour Chayes metricstownsscience I described to my patent lawyer our new algorithm-that I was hoping to patent- about detecting clustering, that involved three probabilities α , β, γ that add-up to 1, and mentioned that it is like "a three-sided coin". A few days later he came up with a patent application for a "three-sided-coin". Jennifer Tour Chayes patentsaddscience I don't know whether guys are more promiscuous or just bigger liars. Jennifer Tour Chayes guyliarsscience Always try to innovate. If you lose your old fitness, you lose out to Bose-Einstein condensation. I am sure that companies that go under would feel better if they knew that they were victims of Bose-Einstein condensation. Jennifer Tour Chayes feel-bettertryingscience Theoretical Computer Science is just as useless as everything we mathematicians do. Jennifer Tour Chayes computeruselessscience Combinatorialists and analysts always have different names for everything, in order to keep themselves from interacting. Jennifer Tour Chayes namesorderscience Similar Authors Arthur Mattuck professor-of-mathematics Bernd Sturmfels professor-of-mathematics Isadore Singer professor-of-mathematics Des MacHale professor-of-mathematics Carl Benjamin Boyer professor-of-mathematics Morris Kline professor-of-mathematicsAll Authors
