Jim Bouton Professions : Baseball player Born : March 8, 1939 Browse All Authors Top 18 quotes by Jim Bouton You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way around all the time. Jim Bouton baseball success sports Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? Jim Bouton teamwork baseball sports Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had been out with and said, “It's hard to say exactly what she looked like. She was kind of Joe Torre with tits.” This joke can only be explained with a picture of Joe Torre. But I'm not sure any exist. He dissolves camera lenses. Jim Bouton lenses cameras girl It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it. Jim Bouton apologizing hurt mean Lots of people look up to Billy Martin. That's because he just knocked them down. Jim Bouton look-up people looks For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75 years to go. Jim Bouton hundred player years Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches. Jim Bouton statistics baseball interesting If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life, he'd take it. Jim Bouton baseball winning years You're only as smart as your ERA. Jim Bouton eras smart How come nobody wants to argue with me? Is it because I'm always so right? Jim Bouton competition fighting want The older they get, the better they were when they were younger. Jim Bouton new-york-yankees yankees baseball After I won 21 games, I said, "This isn't that hard actually. I can do this every year for maybe 10, 15 years." To tell you the truth I thought I was going to be in the Hall of Fame. I really thought that. You feel so strong, so powerful walking down the street. You know you can throw a ball harder than any man in the world, or certainly the top five. Sandy Koufax knocked all of us out of the box on that one, so we would think, "I'm the second or third hardest thrower in the game." Jim Bouton powerful strong men Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you, your wife, your agent, your investment counselor, your stockbroker, and your publisher. Jim Bouton business funny people Opening day -- or Opening Day. Depending on how you feel about it. Jim Bouton opening-day opening how-you-feel A lot of long relievers are ashamed to tell their parents what they do. The only nice thing about it is that you get to wear a uniform like everbody else. Jim Bouton yankees nice long We were like farm animals compared to today's players who are treated like thoroughbreds. Jim Bouton yankees player animal Forget goals. Value the process. Jim Bouton fortune-cookie goal forget You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time. Jim Bouton good time sports life Similar Authors Albert Belle baseball-player Bob Horner baseball-player Bob Wickman baseball-player Brian Gordon baseball-player Bronson Arroyo baseball-player Buster Posey baseball-player All Authors
