Joel Klein Professions : Lawyer Born : October 25, 1946 Browse All Authors Top 9 quotes by Joel Klein My knowledge of the universe is that if I write stupid jokes, the universe gives me a really nice house and great meals. I do not believe mankind will ever develop a formula to explain this. Joel Klein nice stupid funny It's very early in the market. I don't want to pretend I know exactly how this rolls out. But there's been an enormous amount of interest. Joel Klein enormous interest want Just putting a computer in front of a student doesn't make education better. Joel Klein fronts computer students One of the great threats to our national security is social cohesion. If people no longer believe that you can start out anywhere and end up at the top successfully in America, that the American dream is part of the past, I think that erodes a sense of belief and confidence in our nation. Joel Klein dream believe past In the immortal words of Roberto Duran, we are saying, 'No mas!' We will educate students and then promote them, not the reverse Joel Klein saying-no immortal students We are not seeking to impose a recall. Joel Klein recalls seeking Most people get better when they face competition. Joel Klein get-better competition people We [the United States] are not every other country. And models that work elsewhere may not have the same impact here. Joel Klein impact united-states country In America, what makes us so successful is the innovation, the competition, the focus on merit. Joel Klein focus successful america Similar Authors Bruce Fein lawyer Bram Fischer lawyer Bowie Kuhn lawyer Apolinario Mabini lawyer Arnold Goodman, Baron Goodman lawyer Asma Jahangir lawyer All Authors