Randi Rhodes Born : January 28, 1959 Browse All Authors Top 6 quotes by Randi Rhodes It takes two seconds to tell the truth and it costs nothing. A lie takes time and it costs everything. Randi Rhodes honesty two lying If God told Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, and Herman Cain to run for president, then God obviously wants Barack Obama to win. Randi Rhodes president winning running You know, these conservative women, somebody really needs to go repossess their ovaries. Really, truly, they have no right to them. They are fabulous, little organs and they have absolutely no right to be estrogen-bearing beings. Okay? Just cut 'em off, let 'em go through the hot flashes, let 'em just sit there and complain about hormone therapy, okay? Just take the ovaries and get it over with. Because they don't deserve to have estrogen. They really don't. It's a privilege. Randi Rhodes ovaries hot-flashes cutting What a waste of an education Rick Santorum is! ... Let's just pray that none of his home-schooled kids grow up to be an airline pilot, okay? That's all I'm asking. Please dear God, do not let any of these home-schooled kids grow up to be a surgeon, an airline pilot, or a nurse. Or somebody that's in charge of my trans-vaginal mandatory ultrasound. Seriously, no science-y things for them, you know, just religion, let them be all preachers or something. Randi Rhodes growing-up home kids Fight global warming! Be cool. Randi Rhodes being-cool global-warming fighting Vote like your nation's survival depends on it... because it does. Randi Rhodes vote survival doe