Quotes by Chili I like chili, but not enough to discuss it with someone from Texas. Calvin Trillin chili texas enough Any man that eats Chili and Cornbread can't be all bad Carroll Shelby cornbread chili men I bet you a handful of Chili's coupons that Jesus had a foot fetish. Corey Taylor chili feet jesus Chili is much improved by having had a day to contemplate its fate. John Steele Gordon chili contemplating fate If I were a food, I'd be a Chili because you know.. I'm hot. Louis Tomlinson chili knows hot It's a cold bowl of chili when love lets you down. Neil Young chili cold song My wife makes an amazing chili. Michael McKean makes amazing chili wife