Quotes by Mayonnaise I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches. Anna Nicole Smith mayonnaise cheese-sandwiches peanut-butter I remember the stink of the liverwurst. Anne Sexton mayonnaise eating remember My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side. Hubert H. Humphrey mayonnaise cooking food You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside. Jim Gaffigan mayonnaise okay use Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin. Joan Rivers hillarious mayonnaise aspirin I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t, mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips. Kanye West mayonnaise rap miracle Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't. Karl Lagerfeld mayonnaise fashion taste Life's like a mayonnaise soda. Lou Reed mayonnaise soda philosophy One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much. Mike Ditka mayonnaise light sports We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke. Paolo Di Canio mayonnaise coke needs I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise. Richard Brautigan mayonnaise writing book It's difficult to say there's something I dislike the most about Hillary Clinton. Frankly, in a weird way, she's had to eat a whole lot of excrement sandwiches in her life, and some days she's had mustard to put on them and some days not. Some days mayonnaise and some days just plain. Rush Limbaugh mayonnaise sandwiches way It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise. Stephen Colbert mayonnaise hard pride