Quotes by Signing Autographs I love signing autographs. I'll sign anything but veal cutlets. My ballpoint slips on veal cutlets. Casey Stengel signing-autographs slips signing Who wants to go to school and be asked for, like, 20 autographs? Edward Furlong signing-autographs want school I always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could. Frank Langella signing-autographs autographs Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them. Jasper Carrott signing-autographs wonder people I am always late because people stop me for autographs and say hi. Natalie du Toit signing-autographs late people