Quotes by Stockings I keep my campaign promises, but I never promised to wear stockings. Ella T. Grasso stockings campaigns promise Christmas it too large to be tucked away in the toe of a child's stocking. Gerald Stanley Lee stockings toes children A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer. Mitch Hedberg stockings ultimate feet Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness. Mo Rocca stockings christmas goodness OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR? Terry Pratchett stockings noise said My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings. Jay London fishnet her stockings girlfriend