Quotes by Towels As cruel as life might be at times, if you throw in the towel, which is what everyone will expect, then nothing good will happen and your life will fall apart. Be better than that! Bill Courtney towels might fall Tottenham have impressed me. They haven't thrown in the towel even though they have been under the gun. Bobby Charlton tottenham towels gun I'm sorry, but I was born with a towel on my head. Charles Olson towels born sorry The Lord ate from a common bowl, and asked the disciples to sit on the grass. He washed their feet, with a towel wrapped around His waist - He, who is the Lord of the universe! Clement of Alexandria towels feet jesus If you have ever slept in a covered casserole dish on the highest peak of a mountain range, then you know that it is an uncomfortable place to lay one's head, even if you find a dish towel inside it that can serve as a blanket. Daniel Handler casseroles towels mountain-ranges I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels. Dave Barry towels body pounds Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much. David Sedaris towels skirts remember Automatic paper towel dispensers are a solution to something that was never a problem in the first place. Demetri Martin towels paper firsts The Hitch Hiker's Guide has not been an opera. It has however been a tapestry, if you count a woven bath towel as a tapestry. Douglas Adams towels opera woven The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my shoulder and down my spine. I thought 'Oh, Lord.' I thought I was dying. I bent over and looked, and I was standing on my own titty. Eddie Murphy towels pain dying Does God ask us to do what is beneath us? This question will never trouble us again if we consider the Lord of heaven taking a towel and washing feet. Elisabeth Elliot towels feet heaven There's nothing I like more than meeting velvet clad peers while wrapped in a towel. Eloisa James towels peers velvet He threw in the towel before we were tested. Maybe because he didn't want to be tested. Maybe because he assumed we would fail. Maybe because, at the time, he just didn't love me enough. Emily Giffin towels failing want When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins, writing paper. Our consumption of trees is endless. Ian Somerhalder towels writing tree Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind! James Patterson towels blind funny How'd we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, 'Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't we make a coat out of a towel? You can have a little belt that goes around. You could dunk the belt in the toilet! Have a toilet belt.' Jim Gaffigan towels guy ideas You know, there is always times where you feel discouraged and things coming against you, but I don't know if I ever wanted to throw in the towel. Joel Osteen towels discouraged feels What's more vulnerable than being naked, especially when you're out in the cold on the street? I agreed to it as long as I could pick the towel, and I picked the smallest, most floral towel I could find. Josh Hartnett towels naked long The laundry has its hands on my dirty shirts, sheets, towels and tablecloths, and who knows what tales they tell. Joseph Smith, Jr. towels hands dirty You decent?” I pulled the towel up a little higher. “Yes, if my wrinkled toes don’t offend.” Marco’s swarthy head popped around the doorjamb. “Naw, they’re cute. Karen Chance towels littles cute 12»