There's no way I can justify my salary level, but I'm learning to live with it. Drew Carey More Quotes by Drew Carey More Quotes From Drew Carey Learn how to set goals. That's the key to everything. That includes designing your own success. You define what the goal is, it's not somebody else's goal, it's yours. Drew Carey designkeysgoal Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. Drew Carey sarcasticjobsfunny You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke. Drew Carey bourbontomatoescoke Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. Drew Carey drinkingbeerfunny I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter. Drew Carey momfunnyfather Listen, you don't know any better so I'll just tell you. You can't try to save money by not having the right beer. You know, you can skip having medical insurance, you can buy everything you own at a swap meet but the right beer is what makes living like this possible. Drew Carey medical-insurancebeertrying Vegas is everything that's right with America. You can do whatever you want, 24 hours a day. They've effectively legalized everything there. Drew Carey vegaswantamerica I'm a big believer in overcoming and achieving and doing things and not feeling sorry for yourself. Drew Carey overcomingsorryfeelings I used to go to the library all the time when I was kid. As a teenager, I got a book on how to write jokes at the library, and that, in turn, launched my comedy career. Drew Carey teenagerwritingbook I'm not a good lover, but at least I'm fast. Drew Carey good-lovegood-loverslovers Libertarians are essentially what the Republicans were 30 years ago. Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan. They'd all fit more under the Libertarian label than the modern day Republican label. Drew Carey libertarianlabelsyears Some people don't like competition because it makes them work harder, better. Drew Carey work-hardercompetitionpeople If frogs could fly... well we'd still be in this mess, but wouldn't it be neat? Drew Carey neatfrogsmiracle I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' Drew Carey halloweenmirrorsthinking What also helps our show is that we never take ourselves seriously. Drew Carey showshelping As far as your personal goals are and what you actually want to do with your life, it should never have to do with the government. You should never depend on the government for your retirement, your financial security, for anything. If you do, you're screwed. Drew Carey governmentgoalretirement At 'Price Is Right,' people feel so safe there and loved. And if you can't jump around on 'Price is Right,' then you can't jump around anywhere, you know? Drew Carey safefeelspeople Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada. Drew Carey lineshumorousfunny Reality shows always look for the worst people. Drew Carey realitypeoplelooks When I thought I was retired, I wanted to travel around the world and watch soccer games. Drew Carey gamessoccertravel
