Barry Crimmins Professions : Political satirist Born : July 3, 1953 Browse All Authors Top 5 quotes by Barry Crimmins We have a presidential election coming up. And I think the big problem, of course, is that someone will win. Barry Crimmins presidential winning thinking Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics. Barry Crimmins marijuana drug people You can't hate anybody till you hate yourself and you can't love anybody till you love yourself. Barry Crimmins love-yourself hate love-you The two party system just means that the corporations cut two checks instead of one. Barry Crimmins cutting party mean A lot of us [comedians] are drawn to the stage or show business or whatever because we didn't feel so great about ourselves, and we didn't know how to do anything about that, so we sought external approval. Barry Crimmins comedian stage approval Similar Authors Kennedy political-satirist All Authors