Bert Kalmar Browse All Authors Top 4 quotes by Bert Kalmar Don't look now but there's one man too many in this room and I think it's you! Bert Kalmar lookthinkyouman I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it! Bert Kalmar beatgoodyoumind I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own. Bert Kalmar yourownseeyou You know you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle! Bert Kalmar hereknowyoutalking
