Brendan Morrison Professions : Ice hockey player Born : August 15, 1975 Browse All Authors Top 3 quotes by Brendan Morrison Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying. Brendan Morrison nhl hockey onions Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches. Brendan Morrison bananas goal bunch Wrapping Christmas presents is tough. Even peeling a Mandarin orange is tough. I have to get my kids to help me. Brendan Morrison nhl hockey kids Similar Authors Brandon Prust ice-hockey-player Brian Skrudland ice-hockey-player Byron Dafoe ice-hockey-player Brian Leetch ice-hockey-player Brian Boyle ice-hockey-player Brenden Morrow ice-hockey-player All Authors