Caprice Crane Professions : Novelist Born : November 1, 1970 Browse All Authors Top 15 quotes by Caprice Crane When a girl says, 'I can't believe I'm doing this!' just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved Caprice Crane minutes girl believe If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic. Caprice Crane alcoholics liquid glasses People can be taught to hate. And people can be taught to spell. But apparently, it's one or the other. Caprice Crane taught hate people Don't sit back and be a bystander of your own life Caprice Crane bystanders Wendy warmed my heart, earned my trust, touched my soul, and then touched me in a lot of other places. And right after we'd slept together for the very first time she looked up at me with her chocolate-brown, trustworthy doe eyes and said, "I've got herpes. I thought you should know. Caprice Crane eye soul heart Believing there's no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone's lucky four-leaf clover. Caprice Crane four luck believe People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It's pretty much one hundred percent caffeine. Caprice Crane inspiration writing people Someone once said, People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. They forgot one other option: Some people come only to give us their contact information, let us know that we really need to get together sometime, and why don’t we give them a call? Caprice Crane together giving people If you have a good date, it's nice to text them afterward to say "thanks." But if they were totally lame, it's fun to text "unsubscribe." Caprice Crane lame nice fun Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier. Caprice Crane cafeteria dating looks You need a little bit of the crazy to keep things fun. Caprice Crane crazy fun needs All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It's like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to put together the perfect soundtrack. Caprice Crane film perfect together People make changes in their life, and they blend and assimilate. They find a way to make it work. That's where I've always taken the wrong turn. By not taking a turn at all. Caprice Crane taken people way Love is pretty much a decision anyway. Just like happiness. You can decide to either love someone or not, be happy or not. The rest is just commitment to the idea. Caprice Crane love-is commitment ideas you can have one of mine," he says. "i'll yank one out right now." no, that won't count. It has to be the lash that naturally falls out. " He gets on his knees and starts looking for my lash. Caprice Crane lashes knees fall Similar Authors Adam Johnson novelist Ivan Goncharov novelist Binnie Kirshenbaum novelist Bruce Jay Friedman novelist Buchi Emecheta novelist Bryce Courtenay novelist All Authors
