Carrot Top Professions : Comedian Born : February 25, 1965 Browse All Authors Top 48 quotes by Carrot Top I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college. Carrot Top plans college I love to shop, especially in retro stores. I have about a million pairs of old-school sports shoes like Adidas, so that's probably my biggest vice. Carrot Top shoes sports school I don't want to be known just as 'Carrot Top.' I don't always want to be this crazy, goofy guy. Carrot Top guy crazy want My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh. Carrot Top laughing people way I'd love to be animated. I've always wanted to jump off of a bridge and not be hurt, like Bugs Bunny. Carrot Top bunnies bridges hurt I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny. Carrot Top home class school Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come back curly.' Carrot Top iron hair looks On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week. Carrot Top weekend beach school So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason. Carrot Top everything-happens-for-a-reason trying thinking Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it. Carrot Top stars opportunity song It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends. Carrot Top dating girlfriend two I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything. Carrot Top kissing fun thinking I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics. Carrot Top success people thinking I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.' Carrot Top comedian people thinking I do go through a mini depression because one minute there are people yelling and screaming for me on stage and the next I'm at home and it's dead quiet. So it takes a while to come down. Carrot Top yelling home people My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook. Carrot Top real gone names When I was younger I always thought, 'If I were ever a comedian I'd make it like a rock concert.' I wanted to generate that type of enthusiasm and excitement. Carrot Top comedian rocks enthusiasm Before I got addicted to comedy, I was seriously thinking about playing tennis full time. I joined the tennis team and played with a lot of professionals. Carrot Top tennis team thinking In movies, you don't get reactions: Live, when you do a joke, you know in a second whether it's good or bad. But in a movie, since no one is allowed to laugh or do anything, when you're done with a scene, you're left asking, 'Was that funny?' Carrot Top done asking laughing I've experienced plenty of times when something I think is funny doesn't do very well. And there are times when something I don't think is funny makes the audience laugh so hard. Carrot Top wells laughing thinking Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors