Carrot Top Professions : Comedian Born : February 25, 1965 Browse All Authors Top 48 quotes by Carrot Top I've always wanted to do a segment on a talk show. Jay Leno has been such a good friend, and if he would allow me, I'd have to get it all together, but I'd like to go on 'The Tonight Show' and do a set with no props. Or come out with a trunk and never touch it. Or come out with a clear trunk with nothing in it. Carrot Top good-friend tonight together I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where did you get it?' 'I took it. How good is their Neighborhood Crime Watch if they can't even watch their sign?' Carrot Top wall college people There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans. Carrot Top reach-out fans trying The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials. Carrot Top who-i-am blessing knows Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials. Carrot Top realizing careers people My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh. Carrot Top ems laughing people Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good. Carrot Top scary kind looks Some people even think I wear a wig. Do they think I went into a salon one day and said, Can you please screw this up really bad? Carrot Top one-day people thinking Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors