Charles Addams Professions : Cartoonist Born : January 7, 1912 Died : September 29, 1988 Browse All Authors Top 7 quotes by Charles Addams Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. Charles Addams normalcy spiders chaos Look at her - I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way - what bliss. Charles Addams bliss looks way It's hard to say. Sometimes people have had terrible childhoods. And sometimes they just haven't found their special place in life. And sometimes they're dogs from hell and must be destroyed. Charles Addams childhood dog people Child of woe is wane and delicate... sensitive and on the quiet side, she loves the picnics and outings to the underground caverns... a solemn child, prim in dress and, on the whole, pretty lost... secretive and imaginative, poetic, seems underprivileged and given to occasional tantrums... has six toes on one foot. Charles Addams feet dresses children To live without you, only that would be torture." "A day alone, only that would be death. Charles Addams torture without-you would-be A day alone, only that would be death. Charles Addams would-be If you've wrecked one train, you've wrecked them all. Charles Addams ifs train Similar Authors Al Capp cartoonist Bill Amend cartoonist Bryan Lee O'Malley cartoonist Art Spiegelman cartoonist Alison Bechdel cartoonist Alex Toth cartoonist All Authors