Charles Willeford Professions : Film writer Born : January 2, 1919 Died : March 27, 1988 Browse All Authors Top 6 quotes by Charles Willeford Just tell the truth, and they'll accuse you of writing black humor. Charles Willeford black telling-the-truth writing My work is one long triumph over my limitations. Charles Willeford limitation triumph long I'm not going to ruin my movie because of some stupid ruling that it has to be ninety minutes long. That's just like adding three more plates to the last supper, or an extra wing to the Pentagon. Charles Willeford stupid wings long I can't see any point to hanging around a Burger King all day, no matter how much money you make. .... I'll tell you why. Your life would depend on the random desires of people who wanted a hamburger. So you can just forget about Burger King. Charles Willeford kings desire people Outside of taking care of a man’s needs, women don’t get much pleasure out of life, anyways. Charles Willeford care men needs Nothing human surprises me. Charles Willeford surprise-me surprise humans Similar Authors Brian Aldiss film-writer Arnold Bennett film-writer Arthur C. Clarke film-writer Anne Roiphe film-writer Ann Brashares film-writer Andrei Tarkovsky film-writer All Authors