Claudia Winkleman Professions : Entertainer Browse All Authors Top 26 quotes by Claudia Winkleman Stockings are tricky for girls - you worry about them falling down all night and the idea that you dress up at 7pm so that your boyfriend can get excited about six hours later is just too much effort. Claudia Winkleman dressyoueffortnight The truth is that tights are just so cosy. Claudia Winkleman justtightstruth-istruth If you meet a girl who says: 'Darling, what do you mean? Of course I wear suspenders. I've worn them all my life. I think tights are for old people,' then know this: she's desperate to have kids, she wants you and her to live in the same house as her mum, she never wants to go out and she just wants to lie on your chest for the next 15 years. Claudia Winkleman my-lifeyougirllife Christmas is not a time for laughter. Christmas is a time for pain. Claudia Winkleman laughterpainchristmastime I just don't 'get' pets. Claudia Winkleman petsgetjust Now people who keep fish disturb me the most, if I'm totally honest. They always smell a bit like fish food and they know just a bit too much about eels. Claudia Winkleman fishmefoodpeople Similar Authors Brandy Norwood entertainer Andy Kaufman entertainer Heo Young-saeng entertainer Graham Kennedy entertainer Emo Philips entertainer Lionel Fanthorpe entertainerAll Authors
