Dan Cummins Professions : Comedian Born : May 17, 1977 Browse All Authors Top 3 quotes by Dan Cummins The next time you and somebody are in an elevator alone, give them the creepiest stare followed by the creepiest smile ever. While they're leaving, give them a crazy laugh and say, 'It was a meet to pleasure you'. Dan Cummins crazy giving laughing Its easy to have kids, people try to scare you into thinking "oh its hard to have kids" Its not. I have two, and I have no idea where they are right now. Kids are adorable, someone will always take care of them. Dan Cummins hilarious kids thinking I'm going to build my own slam. Dan Cummins slam my-own Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
