Gail Parent Professions : Television screenwriterBorn : August 12, 1940 Browse All Authors Top 10 quotes by Gail Parent Don't we realize we're a business, we single girls are? Every building that goes up in Manhattan has more than fifty percent efficiency apartments . . . for the one million girls who have very little use for them. Gail Parent manhattangirluse In heaven, you get right through. In hell, they put you on hold. Gail Parent telephoneshellheaven the first thing I did when I made the decision to kill myself was to stop dieting. Let them dig a wider hole. Gail Parent dietingdecisionfirsts Actually, I have only two things to worry about now: afterlife and reincarnation. Gail Parent afterlifeworrytwo How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting... old? If I'm... old, then what is she? Gail Parent ifsmotherfeels Do you want to live in a world where a man lies about calories? Gail Parent menlyingworld When friends ask for a second cup they are open to conversation. Gail Parent cupsasksconversation Volleyball is a Jewish sport. It's fun, and nobody can get hurt. Gail Parent volleyballhurtsports Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe. Gail Parent girlsummersex She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. Gail Parent smartlaughterhappiness Similar Authors Drew Goddard television-screenwriter Callie Khouri television-screenwriter Graham Yost television-screenwriter Sidney Carroll television-screenwriter Troy Kennedy Martin television-screenwriter Ronald Austin television-screenwriterAll Authors
