George Lindsey Professions : Character actor Born : December 17, 1928 Died : May 6, 2012 Browse All Authors Top 5 quotes by George Lindsey It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline. George Lindsey toilets stupidity paper I was too dumb to know Opie was going to grow up to be a great Director, if so, boy, I would certainly have become his best friend. George Lindsey growing-up stupid friendship It takes 10 million failures to find the right stuff. George Lindsey right-stuff millions stuff It's good to be funny when you are a comedian. George Lindsey comedian All this talkin' about eatin' is makin' me awful hungry. I'll have two chili burgers with an order of fries, onion rings and a chocolate milk shake. And a Strawberry Ice Cream Sundae-with pickles. George Lindsey ice-cream two order Similar Authors Brian Thompson character-actor Buddy Ebsen character-actor Alastair Sim character-actor Dick Miller character-actor Derek Nimmo character-actor David Selby character-actor All Authors