Gershon Legman Professions : Critic Born : November 2, 1917 Died : February 23, 1999 Browse All Authors Top 4 quotes by Gershon Legman Of the two smartest creatures on the earth, man and the dolphin, each thought they were smarter than the other. Man thought he was smarter because he built many things and did much work, while the dolphins just played all day. The dolphins thought they were smarter for the same reason. Gershon Legman dolphins men two Murder is a crime. Describing Murder is not. Sex is not a crime. Describing sex is. Gershon Legman crime murder sex Any man that can't find what he is looking for in a thousand women is really looking for a boy. Gershon Legman thousand men boys Most women loathe limericks, for the same reason that calves hate cookbooks. Gershon Legman women hate reason Similar Authors Betty Churcher critic Brooks Atkinson critic Brendan Gill critic Arthur Chu critic Arlene Croce critic Anita Sarkeesian critic All Authors