Gregg Rogell Professions : ComedianBorn : February 18, 1967 Browse All Authors Top 4 quotes by Gregg Rogell My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus." Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster. Gregg Rogell one-daythreesmoking Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have? Gregg Rogell bumper-stickerminddoe Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave. Gregg Rogell slavegolfsports Jews don't dunk. It's in the bible. Gregg Rogell jew Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedianAll Authors
