Harris Wittels Professions : Comedian Born : April 20, 1984 Died : February 19, 2015 Browse All Authors Top 7 quotes by Harris Wittels I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja. Harris Wittels tapas morning breakfast Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat! Harris Wittels call-me wheat I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part. Harris Wittels hate smoking talking What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown. Harris Wittels cousin two years I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person. Harris Wittels online people thinking I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy. When I do a podcast or write an episode of TV, I have no feedback for that. That's the only way you know what you're doing is good or bad. Harris Wittels writing way thinking I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay. Harris Wittels married gay people Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
