J.K. Simmons Professions : Actor Born : January 9, 1955 Browse All Authors Top 16 quotes by J.K. Simmons There are no two words in the English language more harmful than good job. J.K. Simmons language jobs two And if I may, call your mom, everybody. I've told this [to], like, a billion people, or so. Call your mom, call your dad. If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call 'em. Don't text. Don't email. Call them on the phone. Tell 'em you love 'em, and thank them, and listen to them for as long as they want to talk to you. Thank you. Thank you, Mom and Dad. J.K. Simmons dad mom two I like to act. Every other aspect of show business I find uninteresting. J.K. Simmons show-business aspect shows I literally went in and auditioned and got the part of "sounds like J.K. Simmons." I've heard people say a "J.K. Simmons type, but younger" or "J.K. Simmons, but with hair" or "J.K. Simmons but Mongolian." It's often "J.K. Simmons but...". You think you're on top of the world and they're asking for a "J.K. Simmons-type" and then, before you know it, they're asking for a "J.K. Simmons only younger." The next step is for a "J.K. Simmons-type...Oh, you mean he's still alive?" J.K. Simmons mean people thinking When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your D*** lemons, what the h*** am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! J.K. Simmons who-i-am giving men The best compliment I ever got from the public or producers or directors is that I just totally blend in and become the character and they don't notice me and that the play happens or the movie happens or the TV show happens. J.K. Simmons tv-shows play character Collaborative is my favorite word in moviemaking. J.K. Simmons favorite-words my-favorite In my work I try to get things right, to do it well, and if there are specific skills involved - like in a case conducting or playing the piano, or in this film I have coming up where I play a character who is German - I'm very meticulous about learning accents and dialects and those kinds of things. That's probably the closest I come to being a perfectionist. J.K. Simmons kind trying character I actually have a degree in music and was aware that music was a tool used in therapy. I didn't realize how far it had come since I was in college in the mid-seventies. J.K. Simmons degrees tools college I'm not a fan of any genre but am a fan of movies that are intelligent and/or funny. That goes across all genres: a horror movie, a zombie movie, alien invaders, chick flick, or raunchy comedy. If it's well done, I'm a fan. J.K. Simmons zombie fans intelligent People evolve and it's important to not stop evolving just because you've reached 'adulthood.' J.K. Simmons evolve important people When I got out of college I moved to Seattle because it was the nearest big city and still didn't know if I wanted to be a composer, conductor, singer, actor. I just got day jobs and auditioned and took what came and the theater doors were the ones opening the most. J.K. Simmons conductor composer college Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT! J.K. Simmons portal why-not I never listened to the Grateful Dead as a teen; the only exposure I got was what came through the walls when my sister was listening to them. J.K. Simmons wall grateful listening I was not a giant comic book fan as a kid, but to the extent that I did read comics, Spider-Man was always my favorite guy. J.K. Simmons men kids book If you're lucky enough to have a parent or two alive, call them. Don't text, don't email. Call them. Listen to them for as long as they want to talk to you. J.K. Simmons parent two long Similar Authors Ian Mckellen actor Adhir Kalyan actor Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje actor Bert Lahr actor Alan Arkin actor Alan Alda actor All Authors
