Jeff Smith Professions : CartoonistBorn : February 27, 1960 Browse All Authors Top 40 quotes by Jeff Smith All kids draw some kind of cartoon characters. They just grow out of them, and I didn't Jeff Smith cartooncharacterkids CONTROL MYSELF?!! I'm a MONSTER! Monsters don't control themselves! That's the whole IDEA! Jeff Smith control-myselfmonstersideas Smiley Bone: You can't feel safe unless there's something to be safe against! Phoney Bone: Exactly! People like to be victims! There's a certain unassailable moral superiority about it. Jeff Smith moralsafepeople Scallops are expensive, so they should be treated with some class. But then, I suppose that every creature that gives his life for our table should be treated with class. Jeff Smith classfoodgiving Omit and substitute! That's how recipes should be written. Please don't ever get so hung up on published recipes that you forget that you can omit and substitute. Jeff Smith recipescookingfood The way I feel about it is: Beat me or feed me, but don't tease me. It's toy food; who needs it? Serve it to toy people. Jeff Smith cookingfoodpeople [We need] to nurture the entrepreneurial spirit and the tremendous untapped potential in our prisons. Jeff Smith motivationinspirationneeds Most seafoods should be simply threatened with heat and then celebrated with joy. Jeff Smith heatcookingjoy Slaves were taught to be fine chefs, but they endangered their lives if they made a mistake or served an ill-prepared dish. Rather than being reprimanded, they were often hauled into the dining room and flogged in the presence of the guests. Jeff Smith diningmistakefood Phoney: Here's your problem Fone Bone! We're off the map! Get a bigger map! Jeff Smith mapsbonesproblem I'm so hungry, comrade! It has been days since we ate those two raccoons!' 'I know comrade. I'm even beginning to wish we had some of your homemade quiche!' 'Oh comrade! Do you mean it?' 'Hey--Hey! None of that! If you ever tell anyone I said that, I'll deny it! Jeff Smith wishtwomean Feasting is also closely related to memory. We eat certain things in a particular way in order to remember who we are. Why else would you eat grits in Madison, New Jersey? Jeff Smith foodmemoriesorder Serve this dish with much too much wine for your guests, along with some cooked green vegetables and a huge salad. You will be famous in about half an hour. Jeff Smith winevegetablesfood How can people say they don't eat eggplant when God loves the color and the French love the name? I don't under'stand. Jeff Smith eggplantgodlyfood I attended the Columbus College Of Art & Design for a little while, until I realized they didn't take cartooning very seriously. Jeff Smith designcollegeart I never graduated, but I was kind of floating between journalism and art, because neither one wanted to claim me, as a cartoonist. Jeff Smith journalismfloatingart As I got into the animation, as I learned more about the business, I learned that you need a lot of people to do anything animated - even a short, let alone a feature film. And you need a lot of money. Jeff Smith filmpeopleneeds I think people have a little wall they throw up real quick if they see swords and sorcery. Jeff Smith wallrealthinking Stupid, Stupid Rat Creatures! Jeff Smith creaturesratsstupid I love this book! Cathy Malkasian's Percy Gloom swirls with echoes of cartoon landscapes from the past and present. You can almost hear Percy Gloom's meek, docile little voice. Her writing is so full of wit and charm that we, like the title character, walk dutifully to the edge and fall in. And like Percy, we are rewarded equally with night terrors and secret treasures. Jeff Smith characterbookfall Similar Authors Al Capp cartoonist Bill Amend cartoonist Bryan Lee O'Malley cartoonist Art Spiegelman cartoonist Alison Bechdel cartoonist Alex Toth cartoonistAll Authors
