Jim Cornette Professions : Professional Wrestling Manager Born : September 17, 1961 Browse All Authors Top 18 quotes by Jim Cornette The saddest moment in a child's life is not when he learns that Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns that Vince Russo is. Jim Cornette real wrestling children Rick Steiner is so stupid, he once stayed up all night to study for a urine test. Jim Cornette tests stupid night The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Vince Russo has been there in which case the grass is most likely dead. Jim Cornette sides grass wrestling I got this bad allergy - I'm allergic to bullshit. Jim Cornette allergies bullshit wrestling I heard last year at [insert name]'s birthday party they had to set up mirrors to make it look like a crowd. Jim Cornette party mirrors years Rick Steiner is so stupid, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes. Jim Cornette half stupid watches I like to take advantage of the simple-minded because I can. Jim Cornette because-i-can advantage simple Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane! Jim Cornette sweet men wrestling Vince Russo destroyed the Periodic Table as he only recognises the element of surprise. Jim Cornette elements tables wrestling Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too. Jim Cornette household garbage stink Eventually, even a blind squirell will find an acorn. Jim Cornette acorns blind wrestling He's so big he makes a beeping noise when he walks backwords. Jim Cornette bigs noise wrestling Thats where he had the word "Goodyear" dermabrased off. Jim Cornette wrestling Picking out Vince Russo's faults could be a full-time job for somebody. Jim Cornette faults jobs wrestling I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling! Jim Cornette wwe rolling hard He (Vince Russo) is the only booker I've seen who doesn't get people over, he gets them under. Jim Cornette wrestling people Hey Tony [Schiavone], I'm glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front. Jim Cornette seeing hey glad I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral. Jim Cornette animal sports wrestling Similar Authors Bobby Heenan professional-wrestling-manager Paul Heyman professional-wrestling-manager Terri Runnels professional-wrestling-manager Theodore Long professional-wrestling-manager All Authors
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