Joaquin Andujar Professions : Baseball playerBorn : December 21, 1952Died : September 8, 2015 Browse All Authors Top 12 quotes by Joaquin Andujar You can sum up the game of baseball in one word: 'You never know.' Joaquin Andujar baseballgamesknows There is one word in America that says it all, and that one word is, 'You never know. Joaquin Andujar one-wordknowsamerica That's why I don't talk. Because I talk too much. Joaquin Andujar too-muchbaseballsports There are three-hundred thousand sportswriters and they're all against me. Every one of them. Joaquin Andujar hundredthreethousand How can I play baseball if I'm stupid? If I was stupid I wouldn't have pitched in the World Series. I'd be playing ball in Mexico or Yugoslavia or on Pluto. Joaquin Andujar yugoslaviabaseballstupid I throw the ball ninety-two miles an hour, but they hit it back just as hard. Joaquin Andujar ballsbaseballtwo I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy. Joaquin Andujar crazystupidthinking I don't know why sportswriters always have to write bad things about Joaquin Andujar. Joaquin Andujar bad-thingsknowswriting Why is there no respect for Joaquin Andujar? Joaquin Andujar whyno-respectrespect You can't worry if it's cold; you can't worry if it's hot; you only worry if you get sick. Because then if you don't get well, you die. Joaquin Andujar dieyousickhot I win or I die. Joaquin Andujar diewin If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid, I'd throw the ball into center field with the bases loaded and a 3-2 count on the hitter. Now, that's stupid. Joaquin Andujar ballnowcrazystupid Similar Authors Albert Belle baseball-player Bob Horner baseball-player Bob Wickman baseball-player Brian Gordon baseball-player Bronson Arroyo baseball-player Buster Posey baseball-playerAll Authors
