Joe Rogan Professions : Stand-up comedianBorn : August 11, 1967 Browse All Authors Top 253 quotes by Joe Rogan I like LA because it has a giant supply of great comedians. Joe Rogan comediangiants I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts. Joe Rogan gamespeopleart There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever. Joe Rogan boxingsportswrestling If I could, I would live in Houston, and I would encourage any comic starting out looking for a good place to develop to move there. Joe Rogan houstonstarting-outmoving I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig. Joe Rogan obscuritynewsdream My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they're my best friends. Joe Rogan treatsmy-best-friendway Faggot never meant "gay" when I was a kid. You kind of knew that you could call a gay person faggot if you were ignorant, but nobody ever called someone a faggot if they were gay. Joe Rogan ignorantgaykids When a ball goes into a net it only means something because we decided it means something. When somebody punches somebody in the face it always means something. Joe Rogan mmaballsmean Jiu-Jitsu has been one of the most valuable tools I've ever had in my life. Joe Rogan jiu-jitsummatools I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm Joe Rogan tonightwritingway People for the most part can smell lies. Joe Rogan smelllyingpeople When I first went onstage I even had a suit jacket on with the sleeves rolled up because that's what I saw on TV or at the Improv that everybody did. Joe Rogan sawssuitsfirsts It's impossible to measure the type of mental strength and determination that's required to be an elite wrestler. Joe Rogan mmadeterminationimpossible I'm a nightclub comic. That's what I do. I work in the clubs uncensored because my mind is uncensored, and those are the thoughts that I have. I do the kind of comedy that I would enjoy seeing. Joe Rogan clubscomedymind A unicorn is a donkey from the future Joe Rogan unicorndonkey Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years. Joe Rogan levelssportsyears I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there. Joe Rogan bullshittalkingpeople I'm a huge Groucho fan. There were some great comic minds that would transfer into any generation, and Groucho is certainly one of them. Joe Rogan generationsfansmind Comedy is really not like any other art form in that it's very specialized and varied in it's content, but generic in it's title. Joe Rogan titlescomedyart It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks. Joe Rogan painguyfunny Similar Authors Brandon T. Jackson stand-up-comedian Amy Schumer stand-up-comedian Bob Newhart stand-up-comedian Al Murray stand-up-comedian Bernie Mac stand-up-comedian Ben Elton stand-up-comedianAll Authors
