Joey Diaz

Professions :

Comedian

I lived in my car in Hollywood for a year, and then it got towed. My... apartment got towed. How... does that happen?

happen how year car

I'm Hispanic. I'm a Catholic. I believe in God. I believe in karma.

karma i-believe god believe

Hey, I'm not rich, but I'm lucky. I get to do what I want to do. That's not an easy thing to do in this country.

rich lucky easy country

People die millionaires. All your life, you're gonna stress money?

you money life people

I was just coming out of prison, I was married, and I had a kid, and I didn't know what to do, so I tried stand-up.

just kid know prison

I thought I would be an extra one time in a movie. And I would have been happy with that.

been thought happy time

I just showed up at the Comedy Store. You keep showing up, and you keep showing up, and eventually, somebody notices.

just you showing-up comedy

I'm a stand-up comic, but I also have ideas, and I want to get them out. People think getting in front of the mic is the only way to work out. You've got to try different situations.

you work people ideas

If I see an audition for a show or a movie, I'll send a tape in. I attack it. The whole time, I'm booking comedy, so no matter what, I always got that coming in. I'm always working on my craft.

see comedy matter time

I love Houston.

i-love houston love

Bob Hope

Brent Weinbach

Buddy Hackett

Bruce Baum

Brother Theodore

Brother Dave Gardner

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