John Allen Paulos Professions : Professor of mathematics Born : July 4, 1945 Browse All Authors Top 24 quotes by John Allen Paulos Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security John Allen Paulos success inspirational life The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor. John Allen Paulos library book world When asked why he doesn't believe in astrology, the logician Raymond Smullyan responds that he's a Gemini and Geminis never believe in astrology. John Allen Paulos astrology believe In listening to stories we tend to suspend disbelief in order to be entertained, whereas in evaluating statistics we generally have an opposite inclination to suspend belief in order not to be beguiled. John Allen Paulos listening opposites order Mathematics is no more computation than typing is literature. John Allen Paulos teaching literature math Mathematicians are a bit like the laconic Vermonter who, when asked if he's lived in the state his whole life, replies, "Not yet." John Allen Paulos laconic mathematics states Data, data everywhere, but not a thought to think. John Allen Paulos data thinking I think, therefore I laugh. John Allen Paulos education math knowledge Innumeracy and pseudoscience are often associated, in part because of the ease with which mathematical certainty can be invoked, to bludgeon the innumerate into a dumb acquiescence. John Allen Paulos acquiescence pseudoscience dumb So many see themselves as aggrieved; so few see themselves as aggrievers. John Allen Paulos Uncertainty would be the only certainty there's, and realizing how to stay with insecurity could be the only protection John Allen Paulos insecurity realizing would-be There is something inhuman and vaguely pornographic about statistics... Pornography, on the other hand, with its loosely bound sequences of storyless sexual couplings often has the feel of a statistical survey. John Allen Paulos statistics science hands I used to be surprised and even depressed when I met someone I had admired and discovered him or her to be a jerk or, perhaps worse, rather common. Now I half expect this reaction and even find it a little reassuring, maybe even uplifting. Isn't it amazing that somebody like that could produce such and such. John Allen Paulos uplifting half science The fashion pages have always baffled me. In my opinion, the articles appear to be full of gobbledygook as to make the astrology column seem factual by comparison. John Allen Paulos astrology clothes fashion Defined broadly enough, mathematics encompasses everything. John Allen Paulos defined mathematics enough The only bit of logic-based public bathroom humor I know is: the difference between men and women is that between the statement [P and not Q] and the statement [Q and not P]. John Allen Paulos differences men science In the stock market... You can be right for the wrong reasons or wrong for the right reasons. John Allen Paulos wrong-reasons reason A German merchant of the fifteenth century asked an eminent professor where he should send his son for a good business education. The professor responded that German universities would be sufficient to teach the boy addition and subtraction but he would have to go to Italy to learn multiplication and division. Before you smile indulgently, try multiplying or even just adding the Roman numerals CCLXIV, MDCCCIX, DCL, and MLXXXI without first translating them. John Allen Paulos roman-numerals boys son We ourselves are co-called non-linear dynamical systems... I don't feel quite so pathetic when I interrupt a project to check on some obscure web site or newsgroup or derive an iota of cheer by getting rid of pocketful of change. John Allen Paulos obscure cheer science The once-surprising existence of non-Euclidean models of Euclid's first four axioms can be seen as a sort of mathematical joke. John Allen Paulos four science firsts Similar Authors Arthur Mattuck professor-of-mathematics Bernd Sturmfels professor-of-mathematics Isadore Singer professor-of-mathematics Des MacHale professor-of-mathematics Carl Benjamin Boyer professor-of-mathematics Morris Kline professor-of-mathematics All Authors
