Kurt Braunohler Professions : Comedian Born : February 22, 1976 Browse All Authors Top 41 quotes by Kurt Braunohler I grew up very Catholic. I wanted to be a priest. Kurt Braunohler catholic priests grew-up People have said that to me: They say I have a TV face. Kurt Braunohler tvs faces people New York is a place that can grind you down and spit you out. A true New Yorker doesn't get ground down, he gets polished. Kurt Braunohler grind down-and new-york I've had a good run of birthdays, and now no one will notice when I die. Kurt Braunohler dies running Paint yourself into a corner so that you don't have any other option but to continue forward. Kurt Braunohler corners paint I'm just going to keep doing comedy because I don't know what else to do. I have no other applicable skills. Kurt Braunohler comedy skills knows I put so much energy into with improv. You can only perform it at a place where people are, essentially, taking improv classes so that they just appreciate what's happening. Kurt Braunohler appreciate class people Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh at jokes. Kurt Braunohler down-and laughing watches It's so much harder to make a living off improv. Improv is so rarified and for such a specific audience. Kurt Braunohler harder audience When you're doing improv for seven years, you're an old soul of the improv world. Kurt Braunohler soul world years If you're waiting for inspiration, you'll wait until you're dead. Kurt Braunohler inspiration ifs waiting Just start writing and you'll find what you want to say. Kurt Braunohler what-you-want want writing I think having a daughter is just terrifying. Women in the world get the short end of the stick all the time in many, many ways, and so it's just terrifying to be like, "Well, this is the world we chose to bring you into. I'm sorry." It's not knowing how to prepare for that. Kurt Braunohler daughter sorry thinking Since I was 14. I grew up surfing. That's all I wanted to do. Kurt Braunohler grew surfing grew-up I used to be really snobby about music. I'm not as snobby as I used to be, though. I have this great bit about not getting mad about music anymore. It just happens when you get older. Kurt Braunohler mad used happens Probably all of my advice is bad advice. Kurt Braunohler bad-advice advice So many funny things happen to me everyday I should have a TV show. Kurt Braunohler funny-things tv-shows should-have In my new IFC comedy game show, 'Bunk,' we actually use our intern Patrick as a human timer - giving contestants the time it takes for him to wade through a bag of broken glass for a razor blade, to get gum out of his hair, to pick up every strand from a box of spaghetti I spill on the floor, etc, etc. Kurt Braunohler game broken hair time We are going to do 'Hot Tub' until we die. Every Monday. Then we'll come back and do it as zombies. 'Hot Tub' is very important. What we do is based on our live skills. It's stand-up and sketch and improv; everything we do in 'Hot Tub' is important to our jobs. And every Monday I'm excited to do it. Kurt Braunohler sketch live die hot It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility that a confident homeless man just wondered into the studio and started hosting a game show. Kurt Braunohler feel game man shoes Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors
