Kyle Dunnigan Professions : Comedian Born : 1971 Browse All Authors Top 12 quotes by Kyle Dunnigan I think comedians start off as pranksters or something. Kyle Dunnigan pranksters comedian thinking A pope going through a faith crisis would be funny to see. Kyle Dunnigan pope crisis would-be My doctor told me i had Attention Deficit Disorder. He said, 'ADD is a complex disorder, blah, blah, blah,' I didn't pay attention to the rest. Kyle Dunnigan doctors add attention I have a swastika tattoo on my arm, but it's just because I like right-hand turns. Kyle Dunnigan arms tattoo hands I think a bird is the worst present you can give somebody because it's guilt-ridden. This animal has the gift of flight, and you put it in a cage and watch it not do that until it dies. Kyle Dunnigan animal giving thinking I love doing different things where, for a little while, I can focus on standup then sketch writing, then performing, then directing a video. That, to me, is stimulating. Kyle Dunnigan focus writing littles I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have. Kyle Dunnigan edits people I just always wrote songs as a side hobby. So it was sort of a natural thing to write comedy songs. But when I started writing songs, I wrote very serious songs. Or things that a 13-14 year-old would think are very serious issues. Kyle Dunnigan writing song thinking Very specifically, Nickelodeon is aimed at eight- and nine-year-olds. Kyle Dunnigan eight nine years Every year, dads will dress up as Santa and try to surprise their kids by coming down the chimney, and every year, a dad gets stuck and dies. Kyle Dunnigan dad kids years My big influences are piano artists like Billy Joel and Elton John. Kyle Dunnigan piano influence artist I was bored at college, so I put $10 in a jukebox in this place where people played ping-pong and pool. I put in $10 of 'Jingle Bell Rock,' and this was back in the '90s, so it played 'Jingle Bell Rock,' like, 40 times in a row. It was just really fun to watch because after the fourth time, people were just losing-their-minds angry. Kyle Dunnigan place angry time people Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedian All Authors