Lanny Poffo

A Canadian smoker named Faye, smoked more than a pack every day. I ask her how come, she replied, ‘because I am dumb.’ I guess that’s a good answer, eh?

I believe in clean living. It’s not that hard. No smoking, no drinking, no drugs and while you’re at it, no meat, fish or fowl.

Limericks from the Heart (and Lungs!). by Lanny Poffo

Limericks from the Heart (and Lungs!).

If you just follow the crowd, what's going to happen? All the consequences are going to happen to you. Look how many of my brethren have died young.

I play basketball, not with anybody else, I just start shooting b... by Lanny Poffo

I play basketball, not with anybody else, I just start shooting baskets.

When you look at somebody like James Cameron, the greatest director of them all. And he’s got the two greatest box office attractions, 'Titanic' and 'Avatar' and they are both love a love song to tobacco.

I will preach to anybody that will listen but mostly I want to se... by Lanny Poffo

I will preach to anybody that will listen but mostly I want to set a good example.