Mario Cantone Professions : Stand-up comedian Born : December 9, 1959 Browse All Authors Top 15 quotes by Mario Cantone In the '70s, the gay movement was really making strides. Huge strides. And then AIDS came along and slapped a judgment on it all and the Right Wing religious movement was like, 'See. This is why, we told you.' And it pushed back the movement 30 years. Mario Cantone gay religious years I knew the full 'Judy Garland Carnegie Hall' double album set at age 2. And then my mother wondered why I was gay. I was like, 'Are you nuts? You would make me get on the table to sing Judy Garland songs and you're upset? Mario Cantone gay mother song Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me. Mario Cantone gambling long thinking I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude. Mario Cantone crass obnoxious rude Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say. Mario Cantone used good-things looks I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do. Mario Cantone deals mean thinking Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage. Mario Cantone barbie stage I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails. Mario Cantone holding-on acting littles I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody. Mario Cantone moody believe-in-me believe I won't do reality. That is done. And I don't want people following me around with a camera 24 hours a day. Mario Cantone cameras reality people I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children. Mario Cantone animation children I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out. Mario Cantone print scripts book I know, it's weird that I've never done a musical. I turned down two of them. 'The Lion King' and 'The Producers.' I turned two of the biggest Broadway musicals down, am I a mess? Mario Cantone musical kings two Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me. Mario Cantone upset black gay I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning. Mario Cantone sleep morning school Similar Authors Brandon T. Jackson stand-up-comedian Amy Schumer stand-up-comedian Bob Newhart stand-up-comedian Al Murray stand-up-comedian Bernie Mac stand-up-comedian Ben Elton stand-up-comedian All Authors
