Max Miller Professions : ComedianBorn : November 21, 1894Died : May 3, 1963 Browse All Authors Top 9 quotes by Max Miller My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres. Max Miller wifedaughterfather My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye. Max Miller weddingmarriagegoodbye My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye. Max Miller kissingwifegoodbye I've never been in combat, but I can tell you this—I‘ve lost friends in Iraq and Afghanistan, and I’ve seen what these wars have done to young men and women, we are showing all of our adversaries the playbook on how to infiltrate our country. It is a complete joke, and it says it's a sham and what he's really doing is he's putting young men and women out there is risking their lives. Max Miller No more foreign wars need to be happening whatsoever, i feel very strongly about that. Max Miller I've sat in these rooms with these animals—these congressmen and congresswomen, the senators and governors when they come to town, and I've watched how they forgot about everyone who they're supposed to represent, they don't represent them at all—they represent their own interest. Max Miller Why am I the right guy? I can't be bought, that wasn't to be cavalier, that wasn't to say I can do this. No, it was to show the world, it was to show the people that I can't be bought, and I'm here to put America first. Max Miller And I can’t wait to do that for them. Max Miller The Ohio GOP has rightly voted to holdAnthonyGonzalezaccountable for abandoning Donald Trump constituents, Donald Trump promises and the Ohio Republican Party, regardless if Donald Trump resigns or not we are going to continue spreading our strong, pro-Trump, America First message to every corner of this district. Max Miller Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedianAll Authors
