Mr. Krabs Browse All Authors Top 16 quotes by Mr. Krabs It's not always what you say that matters, sometimes it's what you don't say. Mr. Krabs matter sometimes A 5 letter word for happiness: MONEY. Mr. Krabs letters What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt. Mr. Krabs succeed A man works hard all week to keep his pants off all weekend. Mr. Krabs weekend hard-work men If you're wasting time, you're wasting money... and that's just sick. Mr. Krabs wasting-money wasting-time sick I can think of ten good reasons to never let go of a dime, boy. Mr. Krabs letting-go boys thinking Get back to work all of you! I'm not running a happy factory here. Mr. Krabs back-to-work factories running What is today but yesterday's tomorrow? Mr. Krabs cartoon yesterday character I was the head chef on the S.S. Diarrhea. Mr. Krabs diarrhea chef Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead! Mr. Krabs foreheads shields Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it! Mr. Krabs three two way We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request. Mr. Krabs ridiculous deny guests If I don't make any money today I'll surely break out in a rash! Mr. Krabs break-out break today I love this young people's music. Mr. Krabs young people Money is the ultimate source of joy. Mr. Krabs ultimate source joy I want my mommy, Mr. Squidward! Mr. Krabs want