Ring Lardner Professions : Writer Born : March 6, 1885 Died : September 25, 1933 Browse All Authors Top 13 quotes by Ring Lardner He looked at me as if I were a side dish he hadn't ordered. Ring Lardner side-dishes dishes sides They gave each other a smile with a future in it. Ring Lardner smile wedding happiness How can you write if you can't cry? Ring Lardner cry ifs writing Some like them hot,some like them cold. Some like them when they're not to darn old Some like them fat,some like them lean. Some like them only at sweet sixteen. Some like them dark,some like them light. Some like them in the park,late at night. Some like them fickle,some like them true, But the time I like them is when they're like you Ring Lardner dark sweet night Shut up,' he explained. Ring Lardner shut-up I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant. Ring Lardner 'Are you lost, daddy' I asked tenderly. 'Shut up,' he explained. Ring Lardner A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor. Ring Lardner No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it. Ring Lardner well anything drink done An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. Ring Lardner mistakes who optimist girl The family you come from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. Ring Lardner going you family important The only real happiness a ballplayer has is when he is playing a ball game and accomplishes something he didn't think he could do. Ring Lardner game think real happiness Walter Mayer was a hero at a Salvation Army home fire in Cincinnati. Ring Lardner army fire hero home Similar Authors Ihab Hassan writer Ingmar Bergman writer Isabella Bird writer Ivan E. Coyote writer Al Feldstein writer Bert Sugar writer All Authors
