Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future Browse All Authors Top 3 quotes by Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account. Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time." Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future No matter how smart you are, you spend most of your day being an idiot. Scott Adams, The Dilbert Future
