Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar Professions : 1st Baron DewarBorn : January 6, 1864Died : April 11, 1930 Browse All Authors Top 34 quotes by Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar educationattitudeinspirational A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar thirstenjoysuffering A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar glassesmenlooks Sometimes doing nothing is doing something. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar doing-nothingsometimes Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar parachutesfunctionmind The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar paying-taxesincomehurt Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar pleasurestatesgiving Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar coming-backlife-isway Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar clotheswifemen Of two evils, choose the more interesting. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar eviltwointeresting The road to success is filled with women pushing their husbands along. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar pushinghusbandsuccess We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar old-ageregardage Making a mistake is also an achievement. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar making-mistakesachievementmistake Don't question your wife's judgment; look who she married. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar marriedwifelooks We should not say how's business, but where is business Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar should Nothing deflates so fast as a punctured reputation. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar reputationcharacter If you think you know it all, you are missing something. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar know-it-allmissingthinking Ability without enthusiasm is like a rifle without a bullet. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar bulletsriflesenthusiasm If you get to the top on your own, who'll take the picture? Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar ifs Keep advertising and advertising will keep you. Thomas Dewar, 1st Baron Dewar advertising
