Wil Anderson Professions : ComedianBorn : January 31, 1974 Browse All Authors Famous Quotes by Wil Anderson But we live in an age, ladies and gentlemen, where we are keeping morons alive in our gene pools by putting warnings on items that should not require warnings. The hotel I am staying in has a hair dryer, on the cord of the hair dryer there is a warning and this is what it says: “Warning! Do not use in shower!” Ladies and gentlemen if you have a friend who wants to use their hair dryer in the shower, you let them. Wil Anderson gentlemanagehair If you're willing to give your life to defend my rights, you can have sex with a pie and I will heat it up for you. Wil Anderson pierightssex Similar Authors Bob Hope comedian Brent Weinbach comedian Buddy Hackett comedian Bruce Baum comedian Brother Theodore comedian Brother Dave Gardner comedianAll Authors
