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I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate.

Christopher Titus
anus wife june
Are there glass shards in my anus?! by Dane Cook

Are there glass shards in my anus?!

Dane Cook
anus glasses
We are gods with anuses. by Ernest Becker

We are gods with anuses.

Ernest Becker
anus
If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out. by Karl Pilkington

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

Karl Pilkington
anus five mines
I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus. by Nicki Minaj

I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.

Nicki Minaj
anus bragging cocky
Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous. by Nicki Minaj

Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous.

Nicki Minaj
anus kissing causes
My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible... by Ryan Reynolds

My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

Ryan Reynolds
anus alive father
I've been abducted and probed in the anus.  by Tom DeLonge

I've been abducted and probed in the anus.

Tom DeLonge
anus purpose
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