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I wanted to be Snoopy's girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson's girlfriend. Then I couldn't decide whether I wanted marry Snoopy or Michael Jackson - because he was God to me - or to just be them.

Amy Winehouse
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

Bobby Heenan
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My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

Matt Groening
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Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life. by Sam Simon

Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.

Sam Simon
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