Quotes by Bartender A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good. Ernest Rutherford bartender damn theory A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.' Foster Friess bartender conservative bars Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows. James Crumley bartender dancing bears Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime. Larry McMurtry surly bartender crime My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holidays, weekends, nights. Marco Rubio bartender banquets dad Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven. Mark Twain bartender novel heaven If you truly love me, kill the bartender. Quentin Crisp bartender ifs If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos. Richard Kadrey bartender half jesus Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close? Richard Thompson bartender heaven death A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef. Jose Andres cocktail bartender made chef I love to go to the bar close by for a good espresso and have a chat with the bartender. Ludovico Einaudi good go bartender love I wanted to be a bartender for a bit. Gia Coppola bit bartender wanted
