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A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no dam... by Ernest Rutherford

A theory that you can't explain to a bartender is probably no damn good.

Ernest Rutherford
bartender damn theory
A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The ba... by Foster Friess

A conservative, a liberal, and a moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says, 'Hi, Mitt.'

Foster Friess
bartender conservative bars
Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows. by James Crumley

Lady bartenders live a tougher life than anybody knows.

James Crumley
bartender dancing bears
Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime. by Larry McMurtry

Anyway, whacking a surly bartender ain't much of a crime.

Larry McMurtry
surly bartender crime
My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holida... by Marco Rubio

My dad was a bartender that worked banquets. So that meant holidays, weekends, nights.

Marco Rubio
bartender banquets dad
Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at... by Mark Twain

Every time I read a Jane Austen novel, I feel like a bartender at the gates of heaven.

Mark Twain
bartender novel heaven
If you truly love me, kill the bartender. by Quentin Crisp

If you truly love me, kill the bartender.

Quentin Crisp
bartender ifs
If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as... by Richard Kadrey

If Jesus was a bartender, He would still only be half as cool as Carlos.

Richard Kadrey
bartender half jesus
Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs ne... by Richard Thompson

Will there be any bartenders up there in Heaven, will the pubs never close?

Richard Thompson
bartender heaven death
A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also ca... by Jose Andres

A cocktail can be made by the bartender. But the cocktail also can be made by the chef.

Jose Andres
cocktail bartender made chef
I love to go to the bar close by for a good espresso and have a c... by Ludovico Einaudi

I love to go to the bar close by for a good espresso and have a chat with the bartender.

Ludovico Einaudi
good go bartender love
I wanted to be a bartender for a bit. by Gia Coppola

I wanted to be a bartender for a bit.

Gia Coppola
bit bartender wanted
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