Quotes by category:Bullshit

Maybe life is not about accomplishing some bullshit markers.

John Green

markers bullshit life-is

So many great people are dead, and so many assholes I know are still alive. Karma's bullshit. I wish it was true, but it ain't.

John Waters

karma bullshit people

I really like Howler and an American band on Sub Pop called Jaill. There will always be new bands that I like, it's always been that way. I still go out to shows. One thing I don't like now is this idea that all singing needs to be expressed at maximum volume with so much bullshit sentimentality - it's pervading regular pop music.

Johnny Marr

bullshit singing ideas

I don't believe in depression. There's no such thing. It's an invention. It's bullshit, it's a cop out.

John Waters

cop bullshit believe

You know what I hate, man? Guys that you know haven't seen the film: they just quote a bunch of statistical bullshit.

Jon Gruden

bullshit hate men

There is no definition of a mental disorder. It's bullshit. I mean, you just can't define it.

Jon Rappoport

bullshit definitions mean

The best defence against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.

Jon Stewart

vigilance smell bullshit

Everything he did was at least partial and often total bullshit” (402).

Jonathan Franzen

bullshit

I can't rationalize the brilliance and knowledge that you have about the intricacies of the market with the crazy bullshit I see you do each night.

Jon Stewart

bullshit crazy night

I don't buy into the glory days thing. I think every time has its great things to it. The '60s were such a glorious time but it's easy to forget that there was all sorts of bullshit too.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

bullshit forget thinking

Women all live a double standard, but this is actually sort of a beautifully grotesque parody of it. There's a weird kind of joy that I have in seeing [Hillary Clinton] trounce this essence of male bullshit.

Joss Whedon

bullshit essence joy

On the chessboard of his godforsaken existence, the pieces were lined up, the play preordained. Man, so many times in life you didn't get to pick your path because the way you went was decided for you. Free will was such bullshit. -Vishous's thoughts

J.R. Ward

bullshit play men

He didn't say anything. Didn't try any of the hugging bullshit, either, which was just as well. Instead, he placed a wooden case next to Tohr on the bed, exhaled some Turkish smoke, and went back for the exit like he couldn't wait to get out of the room. Except he stopped before he left, "I gotchu, my brother," he said to the door. "I know, V. You always have. ~Vishous and Tohrment Lover Reborn

J.R. Ward

bullshit brother doors

I think my real fear is that I will get to old age and think I spent too much time concerned about the way that I look and other bullshit. That's really a fear of mine.

June Diane Raphael

bullshit real thinking

What Im trying to say is that what makes you up, its always been around, and it always will be around. So really the only thing you should worry about is the part you're at right now. Where you got a body and a head and all that bullshit. Just worry about living, dying is the easy part.

Justin Halpern

bullshit dying worry

You say you’re sick, huh? Well, it looks like you’ve come down with a case of bullshit.

Justin Halpern

bullshit sick looks

You're like a tornado of bullshit right now. We'll talk again when your bullshit dies out over someone else's house.

Justin Halpern

tornadoes bullshit house

Our relationship wasn't the sun, the moon, the stars, but it wasn't bullshit, either.

Junot Diaz

bullshit stars moon

What I love about the way they both [Paul Thomas Anderson and Joaquin Phoenix] work is that all of the monkey business is on film. There's no monkey business outside of the monkey business of making the movie. There's no ego bullshit, there's no wasted energy. It's all directed at the story and that's rare.

Katherine Waterston

phoenix bullshit ego

Kids are so smart these days. They sense when there's a phony bologna out there. Especially in music, when they see something that's being marketed to them, they'll call it out. They'll be like, "This chick is bullshit."

Katy Perry

bullshit smart kids