Quotes by Bullshit Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling. Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. Ellen Hopkins bullshit feelings sometimes All the Hollywood bullshit and accolades and money really doesn't matter. It just gives you a slightly nicer house and slightly nicer food and slightly shinier hair. Emmy Rossum bullshit hair giving Never tell a lie when you can bullshit your way through it Eric Ambler bullshit lying way Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached. Eric Clapton bullshit way He had then warned his daughter not to violate the Eleventh Commandment. "Which one is that?" I asked her. "Do not bullshit thy father," she said. Erich Segal bullshit daughter father Everything really needs to be paraben-free for me. I mean, because if I’m going to smoke cigarettes, then I need to be aware of all the other bullshit I’m putting into my body. Erin Wasson bullshit mean needs Develop a built-in bullshit detector. Ernest Hemingway ass bad-ass bullshit A comedian is simply a different kind of therapist. A comedian is a psychologist and a psychiatrist rolled into one. Except I can't prescribe medicine. (You still need a doctorate, which is bullshit.) Okay, so I'm not like a psychiatrist. Fine. But I'm still like a psychologist (except I can't diagnose or treat mental illness). Eugene Mirman bullshit comedian medicine I don't have family members calling me and saying, "Is this rumor about you in the newspaper true?," because they know it's all bullshit. I already have that support system, and it's actually been really helpful. My parents have been in the entertainment business for so long that they really know what not to do. Eve Hewson support-systems bullshit long Believing your own bullshit is always a perilous activity, but never more fatal than for the owner of a start-up venture. Felix Dennis venture bullshit believe This world is bullshit. And you shouldn't model your life — wait a second — you shouldn't model your life about what you think that we think is cool and what we're wearing and what we're saying and everything. Go with yourself. Go with yourself. Fiona Apple bullshit waiting thinking This whole business of documentary being a second-class citizen is bullshit. A documentary can be as interesting, as dramatic, as sad, as funny, blah, blah, blah, as a fiction movie. Or it can be as awful as a fiction movie! Frederick Wiseman bullshit class interesting Back off, asshole. I haven't had a woman today, so I'm in no mood for this kind of bullshit. Gena Showalter bullshit kind today There’s an old adage that says that money is the root of all evil. Bullshit. Lack of money is the root of all evil. Gene Simmons bullshit roots evil The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election George Carlin bullshit voting giving When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion. George Carlin bullshit atheist league Religion has what is EASILY the greatest bullshit story of all time. George Carlin all-time bullshit stories I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well. George Carlin zombie bullshit angel Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack. George Carlin soundtracks bullshit It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya. George Carlin folks bullshit «1234567891011»